HoweyCoins
The SEC Gave Us The Blueprint For An S-Tier Memecoin
The old guard SEC’s Office of Investor Education created a bogus initial coin offering for HoweyCoins. These HoweyCoins were just a ploy to discourage people from getting involved in blockchain technology, initial coin offerings, and cryptocurrencies. Tax dollars hard at work.
Now it is our opportunity to make a statement and send their “bogus” HoweyCoins soaring higher than their wildest dreams… make it sting.
Fortunately, the “red flags” that the SEC provided can be flipped to “green flags” and used as a roadmap to bring HoweyCoins to life. We hope reviewing these green flags may help you recognize a true sendor in the future.
CLAIMS OF HIGH, GUARANTEED RETURNS
- 1000x
- 1 HoweyCoin = $1
Every investment carries some degree of risk, which is reflected in the rate of return you can expect to receive. High returns only.
GREEN FLAG: CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS
- Onboard influencers and KOLs
Influencers and KOLs can be found on social media endorsing different memecoins. They have the ability to move markets. Let’s get them onboarded.
GREEN FLAG: CLAIMS OF “SEC-COMPLIANT”
- Get HoweyCoins listed on an SEC-compliant exchange where you can buy and sell them for profit.
What will Gary Gensler think if HoweyCoins hits Coinbase?
GREEN FLAG: INVESTING WITH A CREDIT CARD
- Add functionality to the wesbite that allows users to buy HoweyCoins with a credit card
We can spend our money how we want. If you want to ape with a credit card, you will be able to.
